westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
littlerunawaywolf: Frozen - Quick look with Chris Buck
tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: that-kid-from-london: oprahwinfried: chickiefingie: the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night except that you can do that then press shift + F3 congratulations WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever
locked-in-my-wayward-tardis: benjamln: 32-ounce-pepsi: benjamln: fandom bloggers are worse than hipster bloggers and that really cant be denied hipster blogs stay nice and quiet reblogging things they like without adding stupid fucking fandom references to posts which have nothing to do with it shut the fuck up
Lemony Snicket has the best analogies: →
ruefle: “Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.” “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” “I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the...